For the win!

Times Colonist: Man tells how he found loaded M72 rocket launcher in bush next to highway. This story plays out exactly like you would expect it to — guy finds a loaded, live weapon discarded on the side of the Malahat (which raises a number of interesting questions in and of itself). It’s not so much funny as it is just weird, and maybe a little disconcerting; there are a bunch of very legitimate questions that need answering here.

Now, normally, one should not read comments on newspaper stories for the safety of one’s soul (and this goes double at the TC). But I couldn’t resist. I’m glad I did. Because one guy just won the entire Internet for the whole year:

9:22 AM on October 29, 2010

Bruce Cockburn sought for questioning.

I… got nothing. I was going to put something witty here, but after that line by wryguy, there’s nothing else to say.