Paging Dr. Google

People like to say that Google has replaced knowledge. OK. Let’s see how Google does when you give it a chief complaint!

“I have a headache”:

“My head hurts”:

“My back hurts”:

“My chest hurts”:

“I can’t breathe”:

“I’m constipated” (world’s worst presenting complaint, by the way; don’t ever do this):

“I can’t pee”:

Do you still trust Google with medical problems? Maybe you should trust Yahoo Answers…