Category Archives: Open Letters

Open Letter #48: "Nice network you got here. Be a shame if anything were to, uh, happen to it…"

Posted on 9 December, 2007 by Mike

Dear Botnet Owners, On behalf of the entire Internet, I would like to say “thank you!” for finally putting that “mailer-daemon” character in his place, and making sure that I will have to forever automatically delete any piece of e-mail … Continue reading →

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Open Letter #46: I don't think that's going to help

Posted on 1 December, 2007 by Mike

Dear Kayak: Earlier this morning, I asked you for some help finding flights between Kailua-Kona and Honolulu at the end of January. Now, I’ll admit — I wasn’t trying to use you to buy the tickets, merely to get an … Continue reading →

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Open Letter #41

Posted on 22 April, 2007 by Mike

Dear Blockbuster Video, You probably don’t remember me, but I remember you. For many, many years of my life — more or less your entire tenure in Canada, as a matter of fact — I quite happily devoted a non-trivial … Continue reading →

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