At least the food would be better

This is not a Safeway

(I need to point out that this person sent me like six e-mails on this particular subject, and when I told her it never happened, she insisted that it had, and that if it wasn't a turkey, it had to at least be a chicken. I really need a better brand of crack.)

Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1999 22:30:07 -0500 (EST)
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Can you tell me in which episode there was a live turdey that kept
appearing or being referred to and then eventually it showed up
roasted and being weeled in the background on a guerney?!

Yes. And they cook rabbits, foxes, and partridges, too.